Funny. Well, maybe not at the time you're talking to King of Anything, but I love that this song is going through your head.
The last time I talked to the KOA (King of Anything), I almost burst into song: "You've got opinions, man; we're all entitled to 'em. But I never asked. So let me thank you for your time and try not to waste any more of mine. Get out of here fast!" :-)